Jack, a down-on-his-luck fitness instructor, stumbles upon an ancient Kung Fu Yoga scroll in a hidden temple deep in the Himalayas. The scroll, written in a mysterious code, promises to unlock the secrets of the universe and grant unimaginable physical and mental powers.

Throughout the movie, Jack frequently breaks the fourth wall, addressing the audience directly and often referencing popular Afilmywap movie tropes. In a comedic meta-moment, Jack even uses his Kung Fu Yoga skills to outsmart a group of bumbling Afilmywap-style censors, who try to edit out the film's most exciting sequences.

In a final showdown, Jack, Ling, and their allies face off against Victor and his minions in an epic Kung Fu Yoga battle. Jack, having mastered the ancient techniques, unleashes a stunning display of physical prowess, combining Kung Fu, Yoga, and his own unique style to defeat Victor and shatter the curse of the lost scrolls.